Afroman: Will You Help Me Repair My Door

Will you help me repair my gate?
Will you help me repair my door?
Did you find what you was looking for?
Will you help me repair my gate and door?

Would you like a slice of lemon pound cake?
You can take as much as you want to take
There must be a big mistake
Would you like to have a slice of my lemon pound cake?
The warrant said "Narcotics and kidnapping"
The warrant said "Narcotics and kidnapping"
Are you kidding? I make money rapping
Why does the warrant say "Narcotics?" (Well, I know narcotics)
But why kidnapping?
Let me ask you something, Officer

Any kidnapping victims inside my suit pockets?
Are there, any kidnapping victims inside my suit pockets?
You crooked cops need to stop it
There are no kidnapping victims in my suit pockets
Let me ask you another question
Is there a thousand pounds of weed in my suit pockets?
Is there a thousand pounds of weed in my suit pockets?
You crooked cops need to stop it
There's not a million pounds of weed in my suit pockets
Let me ask you something else

Any kidnapping victims inside my CDs?
Any kidnapping victims inside my CDs?
The Adams County Sherrif's Department, you can get these
There are no kidnapping victims in my, in my CDs
How many pounds of weed are inside my CDs?
How many pounds of weed are inside my CDs?
Adams County Sherrif's, you can get these
How many pounds of weed did you find in my CDs?

Why are you stealing my money?
Why are you stealing my money?
You represent the law and its funny
You're stealing my legal-worked-hard-everyday-paid-taxes money
The sheriff disconnected my cameras
The sheriff disconnected my cameras
The sheriff should be locked up in slammers
The Adams County Sherrif's Department disconnected my cameras

Did you have to traumatize my kids?
Did you have to traumatize my kids?
Did you have to traumatize my kids?
Did you have to traumatize my kids?
Will you pay me for doing me wrong?
Will you pay me for doing me wrong?
Will you pay me for doing me wrong?
Or will I have to get paid from this song?

Aye, you think they gon' buy this man?