Ben Folds: Rubber Sled

[Can I help ya, son?]
Yeah, pops, I, I need something quick,
something now...
[Quick...]
...to get out of here...
[Quick and now.]
...like a bike or, or a motorcycle or...

[Bike, I haven't got any bikes,]
[haven't got any motorcycles.]
Well, something you gotta have in...
[No.]
... behind all this junk around, I...
[Junk!]

[Let me tell ya something about junk, son.]
[See this shit around here,]
[you think it's shit?]
[I think you're shit.]
[Little turd dropper.]
[I'll show ya what I got here,]
[I got something faster]
[than a damn bicycle for ya,]
[I got this here...]

What the hell is that?
[It's a rubber sled!]
A rubber sled?
[Rubber sled, that's right.]
Is is fast?
[Is it fast? Shit.]
[That damn thing's faster]
[than a three peckered owl.]
[And you know what else?]
What?
[The best part?]
What's the best part?
[It's free! Ha ha ha-ha!]

[rubber sled!]
[That's right,]
[take your rubber sled]
[and ride on, ride on, my man...]

[rubber sled!]
[rubber sled!]
[rubber sled!]
[rubber sled!]

Thanks for the sled, pops.
[Hey, no problem, come back.]

I wanna slide,
I wanna take a ride
[I wonder what that kid's...]
[rubber sled!]
[... runnin' from?]
[What's he afraid of?]
on my rubber sled
[Pop?]

did you hear what I said?
[rubber sled!]
I want my rubber sled
[rubber sled!]

I want my,
I want my,
I want my my my
[rubber sled!]
my my sled
[rubber sled!]

[rubber sled!]
[rubber sled!]
rubber sled, yeah
that's what I said
that's what I...
[rubber sled!]
[rubber sled!]
that's what I said
[rubber sled!]

[rubber sled!]
[rubber sled!]
[rubber sled!]

[rubber sled!]
[rubber sled!]
[rubber sled!]

[rubber sled!]
[rubber sled!]
[rubber sled!]

[rubber sled!]
[rubber sled!]

[Robert Sledge on the bass guitar!]
[aw shit!]
aw shit!
[bass guitar!]
[rubber sled!]

[rubber sled!]
[rubber sled!]
[rubber sled!]
[rubber sled!]

[rubber sled!]
[rubber sled!]
[rubber sled!]

ooh ooh ooh yeah,
rubber sled, yeah
ooh ooh ooh yeah,
[rubber sled!]
rubber sled, yeah
rubber sled, yeah
rubber sled
[rubber sled!]

ooh ooh ooh yeah,
rubber sled, yeah
rubber sled, yeah
rubber sled, yeah
ooh ooh ooh
[rubber sled!]

[rubber sled!]
[rubber sled!]
[rubber sled!]
[rubber sled!]

[rubber sled!]
[rubber sled!]
[rubber sled!]
[rubber sled!]
[rubber sled!]

Mmmm, sure has fast sled!