Bruce Dickinson: I'm in a band with an Italian drummer

CHORUS:I'm in a band with an Italian drummerand all the girls just fall in his lapI'm in a band with an Italian drummerBut for a foreigner he's quite a nice chapHe just cooks pasta, always fasterHe smokes with his father, makes good carbonaraHis cock's too long to fit in this songHe shaves his legs and always thinks about sexHis hands have blisters, don't trust him with your sistersHe talks baloni and eats rigatoniHis name's on his sticks, he's got smelly armpitsAnd when he plays his drums it sounds like thisCHORUSHe's really Italian, hung like a stallionHe never takes a rest from chasing breasts and legsHe hates Peter Criss but he still likes KissAnd when he plays his drums it sounds like thisCHORUSThe characters described in this song are fictitious andany similarity to real people living or dead is entirelycoincidental and unintentionalCHORUSHe's really Italian, he's hung like a stallionHis cock's too long to fit in this songHe shaves his legs, always thinks about sexHis hands have blisters, don't trust him with your sistersHe talks baloni and eats rigatoniHis name's on his sticks, he's got smelly armpitswhen he plays his drums......do you know someone like thisI'm in a band with an Italian drummerI'm in a band with a foreign chap (Repeat in infinity)You know son, it's like this you see.We met him down the pub one day and eerm...he looked a bit of a geezer at the time.Ha! It was only when we gave him a fucking saxophonethat he discovered he was a fucking drummer didn't he!Fucking cunt!So we got rid of his saxophone and eerm...put these drums there instead. And eerm...he was a star really.And there's nothing we can do about it really.I'm in a band, in a band, in a band...Hey, are you fucking talking to me, aye?Minchia! Minchia! Minchia! E' come se metti delpeperoncino nel culo di una porta che scoreggia nuvole di nero.E poi c'era una vacca... Io non ho capito che dice questoragazzo inglese... Non mi ricordo.Ehi Vito, ma che cazzo dice, eh ?!E te l'ho detto, io non capisco una minchia questoragazzo straniero....fucking talking to you, aye!!! Ah, think so!Andate a 'fanculo !!!Translation:(More or less):Dick! Dick! Dick! (in Sicilian dialect)It's like if you put some pepper in the ass of a door (?)that farts black clouds.And then there was a cow... I don't undestand what thisenglish boy is saying... I don't remember.Ehi Vito, what does that dick say, eh ?And I told you, I don't understand this stranger boy....fucking talking to you, aye!!! Ah, think so!Fuck off !!!