Family Guy: Road To Rhode Island

<i>Both in <font color=#0030f0>blue</font>
Stewie in <font color=forestgreen>green</font>
Brian in <font color=crimson>red</font></i>

<font color=#0030f0>We're off on the road to Rhode Island,
We're having the time of our lives.</font>

<font color=forestgreen>''Take it, dog...''</font>

<font color=crimson>We're quite a pair of partners, just like Thelma and Louise,
'Cept you're not six feet tall,</font> <font color=forestgreen> yes, and your breasts don't reach your knees. </font>
<font color=crimson>Give it time.</font>

<font color=#0030f0> We're off on the road to Rhode Island,
We're certainly going in style. </font>

<font color=crimson>I'm with an intellectual who craps inside his pants.</font>
<font color=forestgreen> How dare you. At least I don't leave urine stains on all the household plants! </font>
<font color=crimson>Oh, pee jokes.</font>

<font color=#0030f0>We've traveled a bit and we've found,
Like a masochist in Newport, we're Rhode Island bound.</font>

<font color=crimson>Crazy travel conditions, huh?</font>
<font color=forestgreen>First class or no class!</font>
<font color=crimson>Whoa, careful with that joke, it's an antique.</font>

<font color=#0030f0>We're off on the road to Rhode Island,
We're not going to stop till we're there.</font>
<font color=crimson>Maybe for a beer.</font>

<font color=crimson>Whatever dangers we may face, we'll never fear or cry.</font>
<font color=forestgreen>That's right, until we're syndicated, Fox will never let us die. Please!</font>

<font color=#0030f0>We're off on the road to Rhode Island,
The home of that old campus swing.</font>

<font color=crimson> We may pick up some college girls, and picnic on the grass.</font>
<font color=forestgreen>We'd tell you more, but we'd have the censors on our ass.</font>
<font color=crimson>Yikes!</font>

<font color=#0030f0> We certainly do get around...
Like a bunch of renegade pilgrims who are thrown out of Plymouth colony,
We're Rhode Island bound.
Or like a group of college freshmen who were rejected by Harvard and forced to go to Brown,
We're Rhode Island Bound... </font>