Fanny Pack: Camel Toe (~Awesome~)

Mhmm, that's right, uh huh, uh huh (x4)

Walking down the street something caught my eye
A growing epidemic that really ain't fly
This middle aged lady...I gotta be blunt
Her spandex biker shorts were creeping up the front
I could see her uterus...her pants were too tight
She mustn't own panties
There were none in sight
She walked right by...the poor woman didn't know
She had a frontal wedgie...a cameltoe

Mhmm, that's right, uh huh, oh no!
Fix yourself girl, you got a camel toe! (x2)

Girl, that's gotta hurt
Take some time and adjust
Can't you see people staring and making a fuss?
Could not believe my eyes, had to take a second glance
Is your crotch hungry, girl? Cuz it's eating your pants
Do you enjoy all the commotion and attention it brings?
The only lips I wanna see are the ones that sing
In public, putting on an X-rated show,
grossing people out with your camel toe

Mhmm, that's right, uh huh, oh no!
Fix yourself girl, you got a camel toe! (x2)

First day of spring and by the look of things
These girls have forgot how to dress
A little to quick wearing pum-pum shorts
And it's causing me much distress
Whoomp there it is!
Ya'll right in the front
Everybody come and get a good look
I can see everything through the panty cling, every cranny, and every nook
You better take a quick minute before you step outside
Check the area thats pubic
Or you'll get your panties all up in a bunch
All twisted up like rubic
Take these words of advice cause its not very nice
I wanna put you all in the know
Girls don't sleep don't let your pants creep
Watch out for the camel toe

Mhmm, that's right, uh huh, oh no!
Fix yourself girl, you got a camel toe! (x2)

Pick it out, pick it out (fade)