Fear Of Pop: Rubber Sled

''Up the stairs''
"Can I help ya, son?"
''To her apartment''
"Yeah, pops, I, I need something quick,
something now..."
''She is balled up on the couch''
"Quick."
''Her mom and dad''
"...to get out of here..."
''Went down to Charlotte''
"Quick and now."
''They're not home to find us out''
"..like a bike or, or a motorcycle or.."
''And we drive''
"Bike, I haven't got any bikes, haven't got any motorcycles."
''Now that I have found someone''
"Well, something you gotta have in..."
''And I'm feeling more alone''
"Well.."
"..behind all this junk around, I..
"Junk!?"
''Then I ever have before''

"Let me tell ya something about junk, son. See this shit around here, you think it's shit? I think you're shit. Little turd dropper. I'll show ya what I got here, I got something faster than a damn bicycle for ya, I got this here."

"What the hell is that?"
"It's a rubber sled!"
"A rubber sled?"
"Rubber sled, that's right."
"Is it fast?"
"Is it fast? Shit. That damn thing's faster than a three peckered owl. And you know what else?"
"What?"
"The best part?"
"What's the best part?"
"It's free! Ha ha ha-ha!"

Rubb-

"That's right, take your rubber sled and ride on, ride on, my man..."

Rubb-
Rubb- sle
Rubb- sle
Rubb-

"Thanks for the sled, pops."
"Hey, no problem, come back."

I wanna slide,
I wanna take a ride

"I wonder what that kid's.."
Rubber sled!
"..runnin' from? What's he afraid of?"
On my rubber sled
"Pop?"

Can you hear what I said
Rubber sled!
I want my rubber sled
Rubber sled!

I want my,
I want my,
I want my my my
Rubber sled!
My my sled
Rubber sled!

Rubber sled!
Rubber sled!
rubber sled, yeah
that's what I said
that's what I...
Rubber sled!
Rubber sled!
that's what I said
Rubber sled!

Rubber sled!
Rubber sled!
Rubber sled!

Rubber sled!
Rubber sled!
Rubber sled!

Rubber sled!
Rubber sled!
Rubber sled!

Rubber sled!
Rubber sled!

"Robert Sledge on the bass guitar!"

"Oh shit!"
"Oh shit!"
"Bass guitar!"
Rubber sled!

Rubber sled!
Rubber sled!
Rubber sled!
Rubber sled!

Rubber sled!
Rubber sled!
Rubber sled!

Ooh ooh ooh yeah,
Rubber sled, yeah
Ooh ooh ooh yeah,
Rubber sled!
Rubber sled, yeah
Rubber sled, yeah
Rubber sled
Rubber sled!

Ooh ooh ooh yeah,
Rubber sled, yeah
Rubber sled, yeah
Rubber sled, yeah
Ooh ooh ooh
Rubber sled!

Rubber sled!
Rubber sled!
Rubber sled!
Rubber sled!

Rubber sled!
Rubber sled!
Rubber sled!
Rubber sled!
Rubber sled!

"Mmmm, sho'nuff's a fast sled!"