Frank Zappa: Cosmic debris

THE MYSTERY MAN CAME OVER AND HE SAID: "I'M OUTTA SITE!" HE SAID FOR A NOMINAL SERVICE CHARGE I COULD REACH NER-VONNA TONITE IF I WAS READY, WILLING, AND ABLE TO PAY HIM HIS REGULAR FEE HE WOULD DROP ALL THE REST OF HIS PRESSING AFFAIRS AND DEVOTE HIS ATTENTION TO ME BUT I SAID LOOK HERE, BROTHER WHO YOU JIVIN' WITH THAT COSMIK DEBRIS? LOOK HERE, BROTHER DON'T YOU WASTE YOUR TIME ON ME WELL, THE MYSTERY MAN GOT NERVOUS AN' HE FIDGET AROUND A BIT HE REACHED IN THE POCKET OF HIS MYSTERY ROBE AN' HE WHIPPED OUT A SHAVING KIT NOW, I THOUGHT IT WAS A RAZOR AND A CAN OF FOAMIN' GOO BUT HE TOLD ME RIGHT THEN WHEN THE TOP POPPED OPEN THERE WAS NOTHIN' HIS BOX WON'T DO WITH THE OIL OF AFRO DYTEE AN' THE DUST OF THE GRAND WAZOO HE SAID: "YOU MIGHT NOT BELIEVE THIS, LITTLE FELLA BUT IT'LL CURE YOUR ASTHMA TOO!" AN' I SAID LOOK HERE, BROTHER WHO YOU JIVIN' WITH THAT COSMIK DEBRIS? (WHAT KIND OF A GURU ARE YOU, ANYWAY?) LOOK HERE, BROTHER DON'T YOU WASTE YOUR TIME ON ME I'VE GOT TROUBLES OF MY OWN, I SAID AND YOU CAN'T HELP ME OUT SO TAKE YOUR MEDITATIONS AND RAM IT UP YOUR SNOUT "BUT I GOT A KRISTL BOLE!" HE SAID AN' HELD IT TO THE LIGHT SO I SNATCHED IT ALL AWAY FROM HIM AN' I SHOWED HIM HOW TO DO IT RIGHT I WRAPPED A NEWSPAPER 'ROUND MY HEAD SO I LOOKED LIKE I WAS DEEP I SAID SOME MUMBO-JUMBOS THEN, 'N TOLD HIM HE WAS GOING TO SLEEP I ROBBED HIS RINGS AN' POCKET WATCH AN' EVERYTHING ELSE I FOUND I HAD THAT SUCKER HYPNOTIZED HE COULDN'T EVEN MAKE A SOUND I PROCEEDED TO TELL HIM HIS FUTURE THEN AS LONG AS HE WAS HANGIN' AROUND I SAID "THE PRICE OF MEAT HAS JUST GONE UP AN' YOUR OLD LADY HAS JUST GONE DOWN!" LOOK HERE, BROTHER WHO YOU JIVIN' WITH THAT COSMIK DEBRIS? LOOK HERE BROTHER DON'T YOU WASTE YOUR TIME ON ME NOW IS THAT A REAL PONCHO OR IS THAT A SEARS PONCHO... DON'T YOU KNOW, YOU COULD MAKE MORE MONEY AS A BUTCHER? AND SO- DON'T YOU WASTE YOUR TIME ON ME! OM SHANTI OM SHANTI