Frank Zappa: Eddie, are you kidding

EDDIE, ARE YOU KIDDING? I'VE SEEN YOU ON MY TV EDDIE, ARE YOU KIDDING? THE PEOPLE ALWAYS ASK ME I SAW YOUR DOUBLE KNITS I THOUGHT THEY WERE THE PITS YOU THREW IT IN A BAG AND THEN YOU SENT ME HOME-- WHAT!? EDDIE, ARE YOU KIDDING? NO, NO! EDDIE, ARE YOU KIDDING? NO, NO! EDDIE, ARE YOU TEASING ABOUT YOUR RANCID GARMENTS? EDDIE, ARE YOU TEASING ABOUT YOUR SIXTY TAILORS? I'M COMING OVER SHORTY BECAUSE I AM A PORTLY YOU PROMISE YOU COULD FIT ME IN A FIFTY DOLLAR SUIT-- OH EDDIE, ARE YOU KIDDING? NO, NO! EDDIE, ARE YOU KIDDING? NO, NO! WHERE CAN I GO IN GARDENA? AND WHERE CAN I GO IN L.A.? AND WHERE CAN I GO IN ROSEMONT? I NEED SOME THREADS TODAY I NEED THE KNITS THE DOUBLE KNITS I NEED THE KNITS THEY ARE THE PITS I NEED THE KNITS THE DOUBLE KNITS I'M COMING OVER SHORTLY BECAUSE I AM A PORTLY YOU PROMISE YOU COULD FIT ME IN A FIFTY DOLLAR SUIT-- WHEW! EDDIE, ARE YOU KIDDING? NO, NO! EDDIE, ARE YOU KIDDING? NO, NO! HOWARD: EDDIE, MY FRIENDS ASK ME, EDDIE, EDDIE, ARE YOU KIDDING? I WANNA TELL YOU SOMETHING MY FRIENDS: I AM NOT KIDDING. HERE AT ZACHARY ALL WE HAVE SIXTY TAILORS IN THE BACK ROOM. WE HAVE THE WEST'S LARGEST SELECTION OF PORTLY'S, REGULARS, LONGS, EXTRA LONGS AND CADETS. AND MY FRIENDS SAY TO ME: EDDIE, EDDIE, WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE NEW DOUBLE KNITS? AND I TELL THEM: I'LL TELL YOU SOMETHING. FRANKLY, MY FRIENDS-- WHEN THE NEW DOUBLE KNITS FIRST CAME OUT, I WAS NOT IMPRESSED. BUT AS YOU CAN SEE THESE PANTS I'M WEARING ARE DOUBLE KNIT. THEY STRETCH IN ALL THE RIGHT PLACES. THEY'RE THE MOST COMFORTABLE. OUR MODEL TWIGGY HERE WILL DEMOSTRATE. I HAVE THIS LOVELY LITTLE SEERSUCKER... WAIT A MINUTE... WHERE CAN I GO IN GARDENA? AND WHERE CAN I GO IN L.A.? AND WHERE CAN I GO IN ROSEMONT? I NEED SOME THREADS TODAY NO, MY FRIENDS, I AM NOT KIDDING. RIGHT HERE ON THE MIRACLE MILE WE HAVE THE WEST'S LARGEST SELECTION OF PORTLY, REGULAR, CADET, TALL, AND LONG. AND NOT ONLY THAT-- MY BROTHER JAKE AND LITTLE EMIL AND SIXTY TAILORS