ICP: Eminem's mom

What up dawg,What you been up to?Oh Yeah well thats cool,check it outMe and you, we been down for awhile right,We been here and there, we been pretty tightSomething happened last night that you might get upset aboutBut hear me outI didn't mean nothin' by itI'ma make this quick, i give your momma this dickI don't know how it happenedI just know my nuts andher itch were slappinI was over there mowin the grass and i could feel her eyes all up on my ass, And thenI went inside to make a phone call,And there she was with her titty hangin out her braOne thing just led to another,and the next thing you know i'm butt fuckin your motherChorus:Please don't hate me but i been fuckin' your mom loose latelyPlease don't hate meI never said i love the hoePlease don't hate me but i been fuckin' your mom loose latelyPlease don't hate meNever shoulda trusted a juggaloDon't hang up i still got moreYour momma gives head like a heroin whore.I wasn't thinkin how you as my budWhen she spreaded my butt cheeks and went for the milk dudWe broke out with your grampa's gin and got drunkI fucked her with a bowlin pinShe was freaky her nipples look like peanutsYour mom is one of my favorite slutsShe likes lickin from the back of my balls to the tip of my dickwtih one big lickShe calls me her big teddy bearGrowl, I chase her around in my underwearI'll admit i like spankin her buttI used your sock though to catch my nutDon't worry i put it backI knew i better, thats prolly why yo toes been stickin togetherChorusPlease don't hate meMaybe they call you the termihaterPlease don't hate meIf this was a swamp, you'd be an allihaterPlease don't hate meYou could use a cold glass of hateradePlease don't hate mesure come on up take the elehaterYour mom's ass looks like oatmeal yoIts bumpy and grainy, I like the feel thoughAnd i ain't tryin to diss her eitherI'm only sayin i wish she would trim her beaver some.Every hair is like a foot longBitch looks like a warewolf wearin a thong sometimesIts alright with me though I don't mind as long as i can locate the V holeAnd your dad's so dumbHe's knowin nothig hereI'm stuffin her muffinNot to mention the pickle buffinAnd i hope me and you are still coolI'm spendin the night so she can drive me to school tomorrowAnd we plan on fuckin againAlright, i'll talk to later, Peace Eminem OOOOh, Jesus, somebody got fucked up niggaChorus (til fades)