ICP: The neden game

Lets meet contestant number oneHes a skitsofrantic, serial killer clownWho says, woman love his sexy smileLets find out if his charm will work on SharonSharon, whats your question?Contestant number one, I believe first impressions last foreverSo lets say you were to come over to my parents houseAnd have dinner with me and my familyTell me what you would do to make That first impression really stick[Violent J]Lets see, uh, well, Id have to think about itI might show up in a tux, HA!, but I doubt itId probably just show up naked like I always doAnd lick your momma in the eye and tell her, FUCK YOU!!!Hurry up bitch, Im hungry, I smell spaghettiId pinch her loopy ass and tell her, Get the food ready!Your dad will probably start tripping and get me pissedId have to walk up and bust him in his fucking lips!Its dinner time, we hearing grace from your motherI pull a forty out and pour some for your little brotherIm steady staring at your sister, Ill tell you thisYou know for only 13, she got some big titsAfter that, your dad will try to jump againAnd only this time, Id put the forty to his chinAfter you mom does the dishes and the silverwareId dry-fuck her till I nut in my underwearNow, lets me contestant number twoHes a psychopathic, deranged, crackhead freakWho works for the Dark CarnivalHe says women call him stretch nutsSharon, lets hear your questionI like a man whos not afraid to show his true emotionsA man who expresses himself in his own special wayNumber two, if you fell in love with meExactly how would you let me know?[Shaggy 2 Dope]First thing, I could never love youYou sound like a richie-bitch, yo, FUCK YOU!!!But if I did, Id probably show you that I careBy taking all these other motherfuckers outta hereId go through your phone book and whack em allAnd find contestant number one and break his fucking jaw (what?!)Anyone who looked at you, would have to payId be blowing fucking nuggets off all dayId grab your titties and stretch em down past your waistLet em go, and watch em both spring up in your faceId sing love songs to you, the best I canGet you naked, and hit it like a CAVEMAN!!!When we go to the beach and walk through the sandI throw a little in your face and say, Im just playinAs you spit it all out, Id rub your backAnd grab your underwear and wedge it up your ass crack!!Well it sounds like contestant number two Is just over-flowing with sensativity, SharonIts a touch choice so farSharon, lets have your last question andSee which one is going to win the rights to your nedenOkay, if we were at a dance club, and you both noticed me at thesame time. Tell me, how would you each get my attention, and what wouldyour pick up line be? Well, whoevers the smoothest wins![Violent J]Okay, first Id slide up to the barAnd tell you that I cant believe how fucking fat you areId tell that I like the way you make your titties shakeAnd if you lost a little weight, youd look like Rickie Lake![Shaggy 2 Dope]Fuck that, youd be jocking me quickId order you a drink and stir it with my dickAnd then to get your attention in the crowded placeId simply walk up and stick my nuts in your face[Violent J]Yeah, freak with your nuts, yo, thatll get herTell her thats she fat, yeah, thatll work even betterLook, fuck you, I got a strong rapShit, you dont want contestant number twoHes mad-whack[Violent J]I walk into a bar and there he wasStanding up on a bucket, eww, trying to fuck itIt was a big fucking smelly, ass farm llamaDamn dawg! how you gonna diss your momma?!