Julie Brown: Earth Girls Are Easy

(Is it true what they say about Julie)
(There she is, let's ask her)
(Julie, did you really go out with an alien)
Uh-huh
(What was it like)
Real different
(By the way, where'd you meet him)

I was nude sunbathing on my patio
When he was checking me out from his UFO
Guess he couldn't take it, 'cause he lost his cool
Crash-landed in my swimming pool
(Oooh, neat)

So he beams over to me, starts licking his lips
Stroking his antennae and wiggling his hips
I'm no Albert Einstein, but I'm not that dumb
I know lust no matter what planet it's from
He said

Earth girls
Earth girls are easy
Earth girls
Know how to please me
Earth girls
Earth girls are
(Easy)

(Was he cute)
No way, definitely un-cute

Total grossarama, slick as a slug
With his Shake 'N Bake complexion and eyes like a bug
Way beyond weird, I wanted out of there quick
He was a cross between Flipper and Alan Thicke
(Oooh)

I ran in the house, I locked every lock
I was not gonna party with some horny little Spock
All of a sudden, I screamed in horror
He was groping my leg through the doggie door

Earth girls
Earth girls are easy
Earth girls
Know how to tease me
Earth girls
Earth girls are
(Easy)

I can't go on
What happened next is just too personal
To put in a pop song
(If it's that bad, you have to)
Promise you won't tell
(Uh-huh)

His touch was a love drug
I had to have more
The next thing I knew
I opened the door
Come in, space monkey
Kiss me here, kiss me there
He still looked disgusting
But I didn't care
(Give us more detail)

Oh, how do I describe it
Well, you know how a blender has twelve speeds
Well, when he got up to Pure I thought I would die
But when he put it on Liquify, I wanted his baby

Oh, yes, yes
Is that your tongue
(One of them)
That sure is a big piece of machinery you've got
(I made it myself)
Oh, you space stud, you
(There's no ride like this at Disneyland, baby
Oh, synchronize, synchronize
I'm docking, I'm docking
Oh, oh, oh, oh)

And to think we did all that without even touching

Now I'm back to my senses, and he's light-years away
If he's listening in space, I have something to say
I took the lock off the doggie door
So come back, moon doggie, when you're ready for more

Earth girls
Earth girls are easy
Earth girls
Know how to please me
Earth girls
Earth girls are
(Sleazy)
Earth girls
Earth girls are easy
Earth girls
Know how to tease me
Earth girls
Earth girls are
(Easy)
Earth girls
Earth girls are easy
Earth girls
Know how to tease me
Earth girls
Earth girls are
(Very easy)
Earth girls
Earth girls are easy
Earth girls
Know how to please me
Earth girls
Earth girls are
(Easy)

(Yahoo)
Earth girls
Earth girls are easy
(I like them)
Earth girls
(Hubba, hubba, hubba)
Know how to tease me
(Hubba, hubba)
Earth girls
(Yippee)
Earth girls are
(I'm stuck)
Earth girls
(Insatiable)
Earth girls are easy
Earth girls
(Who is Alan Thicke)
Know how to tease me
Earth girls
(Yabba dabba doo)
Earth girls are
(I told you)
Earth girls
(Thanks for the memories)
Earth girls are easy
Earth girls.