Paul Allen: The Ospreys Song

The Ospreys Song

They come from the East
They come from the West
They come from afar to face the best
But should you see The Ospreys crest
DON'T attack The Ospreys nest....

If 'ewe comes near us we'll sing our song
It's only a laugh it won't take long
Nice little tune with a verse or two
SHAME 'EWE HAVEN'T GOT ONE TOO!

We are Ospreys through and through
We beat the rest we'll beat 'ewe too
We're the only ones who get it right
That's why Ospreys play TOP FLIGHT

They even comes down from the Gwent
Well half of 'em the others went!
Okey Cokey comes to town
Flashing all his cash around
He puts it in he takes it out
He likes to wave his wad about
When the tragic dragon puffs
Old Okey says he's had enough

You haven't got a song
You haven't got a song
You haven't got a song
And if 'ewe did it would be CRAP!

Sometimes they comes from Cardiff
We're not too convinced
A boss that's dressed like Larry Grayson
And a team that likes to mince
I said "Peter you'll have such a fright
Dressed like that on bonfire night"
He stood there looking so surprised
Cos someone's eaten all his pies!

If 'ewe comes near us we'll sing our song
It's only a laugh it won't take long
Nice little tune with a verse or two
SHAME 'EWE HAVEN'T GOT ONE TOO!

We are Ospreys through and through
We beat the rest we'll beat 'ewe too
We're the only ones who get it right
That's why Ospreys play TOP FLIGHT

You haven't got a song
You haven't got a song
You haven't got a song
And if 'ewe did it would be CRAP!

Sometimes they comes down from the West
In their shell suits and their vests
They're all dressed like Rodney Trotter
They're a bunch of STRADEY SQUATTERS
They won't win a single thing
According to predictions
When the Union man calls for the rent
They're up for eviction!

We hope 'ewe have enjoyed our song
We didn't hear 'ewe sing along
Maybe 'ewe should write one too
It's easy this is what 'ewe do...
Find a crowd that likes to sing
Find a team that's born to win
Then 'ewe can stand there strong and true
And sing I'm an Osprey through and through

We are Ospreys through and through
We beat the rest we'll beat 'ewe too
We're the only ones who get it right
That's why Ospreys play TOP FLIGHT

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