Richard O'Brien: Denton, U.S.A.

You'll find happy hearts, and smiling faces
And tolerance for the ethnic races - in Denton
You'll find a rambling rose and a picket fence
Tenderness and innocence - in Denton

You'll find conference rooms
And a children's playground
Denton is a real OK town
Civic pride and civic duty
And Denton girls are
(wolf whistle)
Full of beauty

You may call us the goody goody two shoes
We're here to cheer you with the good news
That D-E-N-T-O-N gets T-E-N
That's ten out of ten!

If you're looking for a life of leisure
You're going to get a whole lot to please ya
Again and again
And again and again
And again!

Denton, Denton, you've got no pretension
You're where the heart is, you're OK
Denton, Denton, I'd just like to mention
You're the home of youth
You're America's truth
You're Denton, Denton, U.S.A.

This is the Mecca of America
The Bethlehem of the West
This is the birthplace of the virtuous
The home of happiness

Leisurewise, we're you will adapt
Enjoy your stay, have a happy holiday
And we'll all put Denton, Denton, on the map

Denton, Denton, you've got no pretension
You're where the heart is, you're OK
Denton, Denton, I'd just like to mention
You're the home of youth
You're America's truth
You're Denton, Denton, U.S.A.

Denton, Denton, you've got (clap) no pretension
You're (clap) where the heart is, you're OK
Denton, Denton, I'd just (clap) like to mention
You're (clap) the acceptable face
(clap) Of the human race
You're (clap) Denton, Denton, U.S.A.

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