Sweatshop Union: I've got news

I've got news for youYes man, I got some newsYou know, theres a lot of things being said,you knowPeople talkin' this and people talkin that,People talkin' this and people talkin that,People talkin' this and people talkin that,People need to shut up and listen to the trackThe stampman robbed me of my sleepI drag a brush across my cheekThe alarm clock's a goddamn thiefHe's always stealin my hours from meNow, Monday is a bastard son of death,And 8 in the morning is a time of nothingnessSee, something isn't as efficient as it should beAnd life's not as easy as it could be to meWhen I'm livin, breathin, readin, writin,sweatin, bleedin, even cryin, tryin to finda sign that I'm alive and I should keep fightin.Avoid the lion just a star on the horizon,Like a riot I'ma rise hitch-hike and ride thelightninSomething's what I gotta be,But my boss says to stop the day dreamsShe says dumby there's no money in your labelI say news flash, kiss my ass, pass the funny papersIve got news for you (x7)Ive got newsMy lady friend loves to question meAbout my life and my immaturityShe wants to know if there will even be securityIm like sure there will baby, youll leave mecertainlyRelationships are nothing but a headache,Cause when youre not getting head, yes its aheadacheCould you please make love to me for my bedssake,Help take away the loneliness the bed feels whenyoure awakeGive me reason, help my breathin, and my sleepin,free my semenSee me as a He-man, not a demon, dont be fond ofleavinAs the sun is beamin baby youre the only easingthat I get so me sweat and sex me til I hear youscreaminKip, youll never get a scream,So stop with your foolish wet dreamsShe says youre not worthy of a girls affectionSo try to find a boyfriend in the classifieds