Tankard: Hot Dog Inferno

Appetite and hunger come
No matter where you're from
Either near or far
Come to my snack bar
Have some fries or have some meat
No matter what you eat
You will never know
At "Hot Dog Inferno"!

Welcome to the best burger in your whole life
Order, fool, or you'll miss all the fun
Hey there, lady, suck my sausage for the whole night
Come on, baby, I'll serve you all night long

No way! Eat it up!
Sit down again,
It's a long day! Bad luck!
See this gun, mister?

Look into mu frying pan
And I will cook your brain
Swallow faster
This sandwich disaster
Have some fries
Or have some meat
No matter what you eat
You will never know
At "Hot Dog Inferno"!

Ain't that good? It's an age old mayonnaise cream
Ketchup rules, so please drink up your cup
Greasy sauce, I bet you'd die to try my tongue quiche
Boiling pasta is heating up your blood

No way! Eat it up!
Sit down again,
It's a long day! Bad luck!
See this gun, mister?

Your tombstones my wooden spoon
Your order seals your doom
Die of mustard
You god damned bastard
Have some fries or have some meat
No matter what you eat
You will never know
At "Hot Dog Inferno"!

Fidding you with black pudding to your last breath
Onions raw will make you fart til death
Finalli I'm gonna cut you into pieces
Steaks on my grill, you smell so good at last

No way! Eat it up!
Sit down again,
It's a long day! Bad luck!
See this gun, mister?

Appetite and hunger come
No matter where you're from
Either near or far
Come to my snack bar
Have some fries or have some meat
No matter what you eat
You will never know
At "Hot Dog Inferno"!

Ever been a cannibal?
Just look at your plate, pal
What a big surprise
The last one in your life
Have some fries or have some meat
No matter what you eat
You will never know
At "Hot Dog Inferno"!