The Swan Princess: This is not my idea of fun

Derek: I cant believe Im stuck with her all summer
Ill be she doesnt wrestle, hunt or box
Odette: He looks conceited
Derek: What a total bummer
Odette & Derek: If I get lucky Ill get chicken pox
Derek: So happy you could come
Odette: So happy to be here
Odette & Derek: How Id like to run
Odette This is not my idea
Derek This isnt my idea
Odette & Derek Of fun
Queen Uberta The children seem to get along quite nicely
King William Well join our lands if this arrangement clicks
Queen Uberta My dear King William, thats my point precisely
King William Its such good parenting
Queen Uberta And politics
So happy we agree
King William I think weve got a deal
Queen Uberta Dereks quite a catch
King William This is my idea
Queen Uberta This is my idea
King William & Queen Uberta Of a match
King William Good heavens, child, dont dawdle
We cant keep Derek waiting
Odette I haven't packed or washed my hair
And father I get seasick
Queen Uberta She soon will be arriving
Is that respect you're showing
Derek To make me kiss her hand again
I swear I'm gonna be sick
King William One day Prince Derek will be her intended
Queen Uberta Splendid
Derek We've tried all summer but we just can't lose her
Odette Hey fellas, wait up!
Bromley Quick, put on some speed
Derek When picking teams
Bromley Or friends
Derek I never choose her
Bromley You'd think she'd take a hint a learn to read
Odette This really isn't fair
Derek & Bromley We really couldn't care
Odette Boys, it's all or none
This is not my idea
Derek & Bromley This isn't my idea
Odette, Derek & Bromley Of fun
Chorus Long before they met
Derek and Odette
Were destined to be wedded
However anyone could see
The only point on which they didn't disagree
Was that the very thought of summertime
Was dreaded
Derek She tries to talk me into playing dress-up
She's always flirting with the castle guards
Bromley I think you really sorta like her, 'fess up
Derek I'd like her better if she'd lose at cards
Four sevens and a ten
Odette I think I've won again
Derek & Bromley Every time she's won
Odette This is my idea
Derek This isn't my idea
Odette & Derek Of fun
Chorus We need a royal wedding
I'd love to be invited
At least we'd get a holiday to rest our ploughs and axes
Someday these two will marry
Two lands will be united
And with some luck their marriage may result in lower taxes
King William What if Odette doesn't go for the merger?
Queen Uberta Urge her!
Odette & Derek For as long as I remember
We've been told we'd someday wed
Every June until September
Derek All their pushing and annoying hints
Odette I've got bruises with their fingerprints
Derek I can do much better I am sure
Odette He's so immature
Odette I see him smiling and my knees start buckling
I see inside him and my doubts are gone
Derek She started out as such an ugly duckling
And somehow suddenly became a swan
Odette So happy to be here
Derek 'Til now I never knew
Odette & Derek It is you I've been dreaming of
Derek This is my idea
Odette This is my idea
Chorus What a good idea, such a charming and romantic notion
This is my idea (This is my idea)
Such a good idea (Such a good idea)
What a good idea, such a powerful and magic potion
This is exactly my idea
Of love
Odette This is my idea
Derek This is my idea
Odette & Derek This is my idea
Of love