Rehab: Sittin' At A Bar

---GENERAL CONVO BACKGROUND
Care for another Martini
I could wet my whistle
Brandy Sir

---SONG

Bartender I really did it this time
broke my parole to have a good time
when i got home it was 6am
the door was locked so i kicked it in

She was trippin on the bills
I think she was high on some pills
She threw my shit out into the yard
Then she called me a bum and slapped me real hard

And in my drunken stooper I did what I shoulda never done
Now I'm sittin here talkin to you, drunk and on the run

I'm sittin at a bar on the inside
Waitin for my ride on the outside
She stole my heart in the trailer park
So I jacked the keys to her fuckin car
Crashed that piece of shit
And then stepped away

Ya know Mo I'll probably get 10 years
So just gimme beers 'till they get here
Yeah I know the sun is comin up
and yall are probably gettin ready for closin up

But I'm tryin to drown my soul
I'm tired of this life on the dirt road
Everything that I love is gone
and I'm tired of hangin on

She got me sittin at a bar on the inside
Waitin for my ride on the outside
She stole my heart in the trailer park
So I jacked the keys to her fuckin car
Crashed that piece of shit
And then stepped away

Guess it was meant to be
Romance is misery
So much for memories
And now I am headed to the penitentiary
See me on TV
The next cop series
I am a danger
I guess I should have did something about my anger
But I never learn
Real things I don't concern
I pour kerosene on everything I love
And watch it burn
I know it's my fault
But I wasn't happy it was over
She threw a fit
So I crashed that piece of shit novo

And now I'm goin back again
back to the pen to see my friends
when we all pile out that county van
They'll ask me wher I been

I've been at a bar on the inside
Waitin for my ride on the outside
She stole my heart in the trailer park
So I jacked the keys to her fuckin car
Crashed that piece of shit
And then stepped away

---FADES OUT

Laaa laa laa lalala lala lala lalala laaa
Hey!!!!!!!
Laaa
Laaa laa laa lalala lala lala lalala laaa
Hey you bastard
Laaa
Laaa laa laa lalala lala lala lalala laaa